Merry X-mas

Happy Holidays


last night I attempted to take over the world by dressing as Santa and delevering what looked like toys (but really are robots program to kill and destory everything in there path) to all the childern in the world.

But hardly got past my own city before the morning.

I don't know how Old St. Nick does it.

Turkey day uprising

We'll my recent plans of taking over the world have gone up in smoke again. I figured with Thinksgiving coming up there will be a lot of angry and fearful Turkeys ready to fight for their lives. So I flew to where I thought I could find a lot of turkeys looked at a globe and figured Turkey.

When I got there I was chocked I found this country has an army. Great I thought then I wont have train them. I was shocked to learn that the army was full of people and not one turkey in sight. When I asked about this the general I was talking to wasn't amused and took great offense to my statement. It seems that I made a mistake that a lot of people make and the Turks aren't to happy with that fact.

But they do find it funny to have people that make this mistake spend a night in a Turkish jail.

Thanksgiving plans of world conquest

I'm making plans to travel to another country this thanksgiving. sadly my Doom Jet is in the shop so I will have to fly commerical.


looking at the prices they charge for everything I am making a not to punish the head of airline companies once I am their ruler. I'm putting a fee for every little thing they do.

Happy Veterans day

I would like to wish everyone a happy veterans day.

I know in my quest to be the ruler of the world I have clashed with many of the worlds military but I would like you all know that even though that even thought we have battled many times I still have the most upright respect for all of you.

and when I do take over the world I am offering you all the chance to join my army and protect and serve me

GM gets a new boss, new focus and a new name

Ah my hard long work to get my humanoid genetically modified sea monkey into the white house is paying off once again.

With the firing of GM's ceo Rick Wagoner I am now posed to take over the company.

now if you are wondering why I would want to take over a company that is in such bad shape as the American auto industry, the answer is simple. I needed a manufacturing base. As a super evil genius I can easily come up with great devices to cause destruction but I don't have the time to make these products on a massive scale.

But the big American car industry does and even better yet because of this economy, people are in so much need of a job that they wont care that they are making the devices of their doom since they will be happy just to have a job.

as you can guess once I take over GM there will be some big changes. First of all their factories will no longer make cars, instead they will now produce mechas. With the change of focus the company will go through a name change of shorts. most people wont notice it because the company will still keep the name GM, but those letters will no longer stand for General Motors, they now will mean General Mechas.

I decided to keep the name GM the same because those who have enjoyed the brand over the years will not feel alienated and yet we can expanded to reach those who may be turned of by the term motors. That and syfy was just taken by some media company.

August is a very month for me right now but all is going well with my plans for Obama and Michael Phelps

wow for the most part my plan has gone really well.


my secret agent Obama sea-monkey was well received around the world, when it did it world tour.


now I am getting ready for the convention in Denver.

right now I am working on replacing every police officer in the city with a sea-monkey clone. I'm almost done but it took a little longer then I thought, because I had to spend time in China to make sure my sea-monkey/human hybrid Michael Phelps was going to work fine.

he was doing fine but my Phelps project just wasn't doning as well as I hoped. I mean Milorad Cavic almost beat him in

double teaming against my plan

my plan was going perfectly until recently.

what I need to know is how did Hilary Clintion and Rev Wright found out about my plan of using Obama to be the ruler of the world.

and when did they decide to team up to fight me.


they wont beat me you hear.